Mini-Review: 10 Things That Never Happened (and a mini-rant)

So today, we confirmed (by a Vance tiebreak) a FOX news host as Secretary of Defense.

It’s the latest piece of evidence that I am trapped in some sort of absurdist black comedy.

I think I’m handling it pretty well. I read a whole book, threatened to not leave my living room for the next four years, bought about $60 dollars worth of bougie ramen noodles and got a little misty when a character in a sitcom said that they missed Obama.

Me, too, girl. Me, too.

I was really looking forward to this one. But it ultimately left me a little cold. Too long, too many characters, not a big enough payoff at the end. I mean, it was FINE. But I usually want a little more than FINE if I’m gonna spend the day with someone, you know? 2.5 Stars.